Donkeys Just Say No to Christmas

What could be more authentic than having actual real-life donkeys at your Christmas nativity scene? That’s what some Vail residents, clearly with money to burn, concluded.

Unfortunately, the two donkeys installed at the scene jointly reached a very different conclusion: “This blows. We’re leaving.”

Hours after departing, they were picked up near some railroad tracks, where they were obviously waiting to hop a southbound train to warmer and less affluent climes. Link.