Guy Fucking Cow Says He was Seduced

In Indonesia, a man caught having sex with a cow claimed the cow had seduced him. The article doesn’t say what brand of lingerie the cow had purchased for the occasion.

The villagers responded in the only sensible way: they forced the man to marry the cow and pay the chief 2000 old coins. They then drowned the cow in the ocean.

I have no hope for our species. (Via Hawthorne.) Link.

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