Meat Industry Hall of Fame Inductees Announced

Oh yeah, baby. The first inductees into the meat industry’s hall of fame have been announced. They’re mostly obvious choices, such as Don Tyson, Frank Perdue, and Jimmy Dean. Plus there’s Paul Engler, the infamously litigious rancher who took Oprah Winfrey to court and got his ass kicked.

On the one hand, these guys have collectively been responsible for the agonized deaths of countless billions of animals. But on the other hand, they’ll each be receiving a snazzy “members-only blazer with the exclusive signature crest.” Link.