Shoplifted Meat Allows Armed Robbery Suspect to Escape

I’ve said it before: there’s something about shoplifting meat that always causes the story to take a bizarre turn:

A police dog lost the trail of an armed robbery suspect Friday night because police said it was drawn to the scent of stolen raw meat stuffed in a homeless man’s pants.

Not just a little meat, either: $68 worth. And the armed robber got away. Link.