The Bad News About Vat Meat

Brace yourself, I’ve got some crushing news. That vat meat that we’ve been seeing all the hype about over the past week, it’s got a big problem. It won’t taste good, nothing like regular meat. So says some cattle ranchers in Australia. It’s great to hear this from a totally unbiased source.

Maybe the best part of the article is the two quotes it features, where it seems like the ranchers are trying to sound like morons. Link.