My lifelong dream was to sell cars, because what could be more exciting than hosting your very own a sale-a-bration? But I gave all of that up to go into veggie advocacy. Yet my dream of one day having my very own sale-a-bration has persisted lo these many years. And so today I announce to you a special one-time sale. Just $49 (plus $10.70 for Priority Mail shipping) gets you: a limited edition Vegan.com T-shirt, signed copies of all three of my books, and a Vegan.com bumper sticker. That’s more than $80 worth of loot, plus you get your books signed, plus you help me keep Vegan.com going. Fucking A, this is your lucky day. Only 100 T-shirts of this design were printed, and the copy of Meat Market is a hardcover limited printing of 1000—neither of these items will be reprinted in this form.
On top of all that, these classy looking black T-shirts come in three styles, Men’s, Women’s Fitted, and Babydoll. No matter which you get, they’re all 100 percent cotton, American-made and non-sweatshop. You can imagine what that does to my profit margins on this deal, but it’s the right thing to do.
It must be said that this sale-a-bration was inspired by my father, who a few days ago came to me, put his hand on my shoulder, looked me in the eye, and said, “Son, get your crap out of my garage.”
So, if you’re interested, fill out this form and give me your preferred shirt style and size. I’ll get back in touch to confirm I’ve got your size, and give you payment options (check, money order, or PayPal). Hurry because I’ve only got sixty packages up for grabs and I expect the women’s sizes to sell out fast.
USA Orders only. I regret that I can’t ship to California—since this is a one-time event, I am not about to enroll in their sales tax program.