Clif Bar Recall

The salmonella outbreak linked to peanut butter has rippled out to affect one of the big vegan food companies. Clif Bar has announced a huge recall of its peanut containing products. Sonofabitch — I just ate one of the bars subject to this recall less than an hour ago. I feel faint. I think I’m dying. Dying, I say!

Anyway, if you’ve got any Clif Bars in the house, visit this page to see if what you’ve got is covered by the recall. They’re giving out some sort of coupon or refund or something, which is nice because I’ve got like $30 worth of their bars in my pantry. From what I can tell, you’re supposed to throw away your bars and send back the wrappers. Link.