Climate Change Cure Discovered

Great news, everyone. It looks like we may be able to make great inroads against climate-changing methane. The study’s just preliminary, but it suggests that if we merely feed ocean fish to cattle, said bovines’ digestion would improve sufficiently to greatly reduce methane emissions.

Now we can have our hamburgers and save the planet: just exterminate the oceans’ dwindling fish populations. (Thanks, Charles.) Link.