Friendly’s 1500-Calorie LoserBurger

In a desperate and unimaginative bid for attention, Friendly’s has just released its 1500 calorie Grilled Cheese LoserBurger BurgerMelt. That’s nearly triple the calories of a Big Mac, which is comparatively health food at 540 calories.

Click through for the photo. Are the number of people who would order this thing really greater than the number of omnivores who’d be permanently disgusted by any restaurant that put this on the menu? (Thanks, Heather.) Link.