God Made Animals for Testing

A high ranking official in Malaysia just told the Associated Press:

God created animals for the benefits of human beings. That’s why he created rats and monkeys&#0133We cannot test on human beings. This is the way it has to be. God created monkeys, and some have to be tested.

Still no word on what God had in mind when he created idiot government officials. (Via Hawthorne.) Link.


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