How Far to the Nearest McDonald’s?

At long last, the pivotal question confronting all Americans has finally been answered: what’s the farthest you could possibly get from a McDonald’s without leaving the United States? The answer: 107 miles by straight line, or 141 miles by road. To reach this location of undifferentiated bliss, you’ve got to travel all the way to (extremely) rural South Dakota.

The article comes with a snazzy map showing McDonald’s establishments nationwide. I’m afraid it’s not gonna do my native New Jersey’s reputation a damned bit of good. Link.