Paula Deen Meets Deadpan, Inc.

I wish, oh how I wish, that major bands would record the songs I request. My dream-of-a-lifetime would be to see Metallica perform “playground of my mind.” But since that will never happen, I suppose I’ll have to content myself with Celine Dion’s rousing version of AC/DC’s “You shook me all night long.”

Having said this, you’ll be amazed that someone out there just created something based on my request. I sent Dave Stratton at Deadpan Inc. an email begging him to create an episode based on Paula Deen’s deep-fried macaroni and bacon recipe—a recipe so horrifying that I featured it a couple weeks ago on

Well, much to my surprise, he went ahead and did it. I think it’s great. Check it out. And if you like this kind of idiocy as much as I do, you should definitely subscribe to Deadpan’s feed.