Tilly and the Old Testament

Intelligent people of good faith can reasonably disagree on what should be done with Tilly, the killer whale who has now killed three different people. Luckily, according to the American Family Association, Old Testament scripture provides a clear path forward: Tilly must be stoned to death. Not only that, Tilly’s behavior isn’t the fault of SeaWorld; it’s the fault of animal rights activists:

Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture.

Even the Onion couldn’t make this shit up. (Thanks, Matt.) Link.